• I think cat breath is almost as cute and endearing as my armpits after a run. #
  • Went running in the 1st time in 2 years Funny how routine comes back so quickly, spitting snot chunks at passing cars and farmers nose blow. #

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I think cat breath is almost as cute and endearing as my armpits after a run.

Went running in the 1st time in 2 years Funny how routine comes back so quickly, spitting snot chunks at passing cars and farmers nose blow.

  • Yorkys- the kind of dogs that were used to invent nerf football. #

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Yorkys- the kind of dogs that were used to invent nerf football.

  • I spend my freetime looking up the difference between paranormal and supernatural. I think i will be able to use them in conversations now. #

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I spend my freetime looking up the difference between paranormal and supernatural. I think i will be able to use them in conversations now.

  • If I gota free pass to legally kill someone it wouldn't be a serial killer or terrorist it would be that progressive auto girl. #

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If I gota free pass to legally kill someone it wouldn’t be a serial killer or terrorist it would be that progressive auto girl.

  • Its hard for me to ask someone how their day was cause then I have to listen to them tell me about their day. #

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Its hard for me to ask someone how their day was cause then I have to listen to them tell me about their day.

  • I was asked if i was tolerant and i am regardless of looks as long as you follow Mandy's 10 commandments, otherwise, yes i hate you. #

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I was asked if i was tolerant and i am regardless of looks as long as you follow Mandy’s 10 commandments, otherwise, yes i hate you.

  • The only thing that kept me from playing with an oozing bloody pus filled abcess at work was the dogs howls of pain #

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The only thing that kept me from playing with an oozing bloody pus filled abcess at work was the dogs howls of pain

  • @CcSteff are you guys even paying attention to class or just sitting with ur phones on ur laps? Haha in reply to CcSteff #
  • I could write a book on the sounds women make while pooping in public bathrooms such as rolling toliet paper coughing etc #
  • Love to snuggle with my cat after he vomits his food then eats it. Reminds me of my drinking days #

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@CcSteff are you guys even paying attention to class or just sitting with ur phones on ur laps? Haha

I could write a book on the sounds women make while pooping in public bathrooms such as rolling toliet paper coughing etc

Love to snuggle with my cat after he vomits his food then eats it. Reminds me of my drinking days

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